Last night I had a SANDWICH. It wasn't a great sandwich and, in fact, it wasn't even a GOOD sandwich. But it was a sandwich, and thus I enjoyed it. The best sandwiches come from Jersey Mikes. This is a fact. When you order one of their hot subs, they don't do any of that goofy cold cut junk - they put real chunks of meat in your sandwich. That is their way of saying to you, "We are serious about this, and you should be too." And I am, I take each sandwich very carefully. I do not like to be rushed when ordering my sandwich - I need to have enough time to stop and imagine how the different components of the sandwich are going to taste together in my mouth so that I put together the optimum combination. Jersey Mike's is the only place that I trust completely to give me a sandwich I am satisfied with 100% of the time. The other places - they gotta pay their dues.